We here at MaXXX Black are constantly on the hunt for the latest and most interesting products for adults. This takes everywhere from organic cosmetics and swedish pleasure objects through to the latest latex fashion from the UK. But on a recent search we came across a intimate cosmetic product that made us stop in our tracks – an anti-aging serum specifically for the testicles!
Developed by French company Veda Cosmetique, Ayurmen Man’s Intimity is the world’s first anti-age skincare for what Veda descibes as that part of the body which “is precious, delicate, and a source of life” deserving “specific and special care”.
Based on Ayurvedic principles it will apparently “respond to the harsh daily assault on the testicles skin”. Veda promise that Ayurmen will visibly reduce fine lines and wrinkles, recover lost collagen by stimulating the collagen system, and repair the upper derma layers. With just a few treatments your man could be enjoying moisturised, nourished, revitalised and renewed testicles that have a soft and even tone.
And all this for just 89 Euros!
Now we don’t know about you but in our experience testicles are generally a little on the wrinkly side anyway, so how would you know if you’re too wrinkled? Can you tell when fine lines are appearing down there?
In a world where there seems to be a cosmetic product for everything, Ayurmen proves there is always room for something else.
OMG! What will they think of next? What kind of “harsh daily assault” are our testicles sufferinf from anyhow?