Archive for February, 2008

After Dark

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Lesbian Sex and Sexuality Uncovered:
A joint eXXXpedition between MaXXX Black and ACON

Gorgeous girls, sex education, cupcakes and champagne anyone? I can safely say that your darling MaXXXie is not adverse to any of these, separately wonderful, but when put together…. Oh, yes! Give it to me hard, you bad girl!
The night started with all the red hot chicks from ACON and spunky MaXXX staff looking their absolute seXXXiest, readying all the essentials for the amazing night ahead of us, polishing all the glasses, making sure there were new batteries in the toys, beautifying the shop and of course checking the champagne and cup cakes for poison.
Fashionably late, oh no not these girls, fashionably early. The evening was to start a 7, but as early as 6.30 our seXXXy eager beavers were arriving ready to start their night of fun and informative sexual education.

First up there was champagne, mingling and like at any good party, checkin’ out the goods. Then the magnificent Siri from ACON began her eXXXciting interactive workshop. “Fisting!” “Growling Out!”. Gosh did we have a feisty bunch on our hands! This was an exercise where all the lovely ladies yelled out what two (or more) women could do together either on the street or in private. And those were the two first ones they came up with! Oh, you naughty girls! It must have taken about 45 mins and running out of anything else wonderfully rude to finally come to kissing and holding hands. Ha Ha, my type of girls!

Then after a little break, more champagne and some baby cupcakes, there was my favourite game, What’s in my box? Ooops, I mean What’s in the box? The group of lusty girls were broken up into small groups and given a mystery box, where they had to identify the contents and make up some scenarios where they could be used. So, what was in your box, I mean the box? I hear you say. Well, many things, some girls were left with a confused look on there faces and some were had that telltale smug grin of knowing. I sure did enjoy prancing around the room looking in all of their boxes….
A big thank you to some of the more experienced girls, who practically gave us a full demonstration on how to use what was in their mystery box. It was greatly appreciated!

The night finished as well as it started with rope bondage demonstrations, a big thank you to Mistress Jadis and submissive fleur. You are always such a hit! Oh and to the girls that got up and involved in the rope bondage, I saw everything!

Then it was our turn to do some education about the wonderful products that we have here, at your favouritest ever shop, MaXXX Black, and as a wonderful addition to the night, we launched your new favourtitest new web site. Yes that’s right, we are taking over the world wide web. So we look forward to seeing all of you either on our seductive new site, or in at the one and only MaXXX Black.

So from all of us at MaXXX Black thank you to everyone that come along, having such a gorgeous and fun bunch of women made it the eXXXciting and rewarding evening that we were all looking forward to!

Till next time, stay safe and Merry Mardi Gras….

The Fine Art of Lubrication

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Its not lubri-CANT, its lubri-CAN!

Do I really need it? Will it irritate me? Will it get that sticky feeling? Will it ruin my toys? Or bed sheets? Will it taste funny? Full fat or low fat? Wouldn’t we all like to know?

Well your good friend and lube connoisseur, Maxxxie is here to solve all our lubrication problems. And yes there is an art to lubrication, and it’s one class that I never miss.

Hell yes, you need it! Don’t try to tell me that you don’t use it! I don’t want to hear such nonsense! Sometimes we all need a little help!

Let us start with the different types of lubes:

Water Based: Now I’m sure everyone has tried some type of water based lube sometime or another, very easily accessible, and it’s a very good step into the wonderful world of lube.

Safe to use with condoms, barrier birth control and safe to use with all types of toys. That’s what we need to know, now to the fun stuff.

Water based lubes are made into a variety of different flavours, textures and smells. I am not a huge fan of flavoured and scented lubes as I feel that there is too much sugar for my dear cunny, and she is trying to cut down. Sugar can increase the chance of everyone’s old fav, the dreaded yeast infection. That been said though they can be fun if used sparingly.

Then there are the jellies, like Wet Stuff. Very good lubrication, but has the ability to get a little sticky or tacky after very little use, this can be remedied by splashing a little water on your ‘sticky areas’ to revive the lube.

Then there are the top of the range water based lubes, such as Pjur Aqua, Swiss Navy and Gun Oil H2o. Now these are slick lubes, they are thin and highly concentrated so a little goes a long way and they don’t get as sticky as the jelly forms. These are the best boys to use on your array of silicone toys. (Keep your eyes out for my following rants on silicone toys)

Specialty Lubes: Now for all the sensitive, new age cunnys out there, it is my pleasure to introduce Sylk and Probe, these again are safe with latex and all our fabulous toys. These are made from natural ingredients such as citrus and kiwi fruits. These have no sugars, and have natural preservatives in them making for some natural lovin’. Sylk is a slick and thin lube and a little goes a long way, and probe comes in two types, Silky and Light, for that natural feeling and Thick and Rich for when you have some hard work to do. These are wonderful lubes if your woo hoo has any allergies or sensitivities to non-natural products.

But mine does not, and her favorite lube is silicone. She absolutely loves it! Can’t get enough of it!

Silicone Lubes: Now I just need to say that silicone lubricant is right for me and my woo hoo, but it may not be right for everyone. Some may find it a little irritating when you get it on your bed sheets and it is very important to never use it with you silicone toys as it will, to put it simply, f@#k them. So only water based with your toys! And if you’re a latex wearer this will change your fetish forever – squirt it on the inside and slide it on and shine up your latex outfit by rubbing it on the outside, but save some for that last squirt down your pants before hitting the dance floor. It’ll be like a party in your pants!

Pjur Bodyglyde, Pjur Bodyglyde Woman, Gun Oil and Wet Platinum,

these are all sexy, slippery and long lasting, even under water. Come, let us reclaim water sex!

My greedy woo hoo just can’t get enough of Pjur Woman Bodyglyde! It feels like our natural lube but lasts even longer and comes out of a bottle for when we need it.

Now that you know a little about what sort of lubes there are out there, go out get wet and have fun!

I have unfortunately had some girls say to me that they do not need lube as they are so attracted to their bed buddy. P-lease! Come on now girls my puss-wah and I can’t be the only ones that have some dry days and we have to remember that rear entry never ever makes natural lubricant. So always, always, always!

Just remember that the first lube that you try might not be the one for you, and that’s fine, keep trying there is the perfect lube out there for everyone and finding it is half the fun!

Just remember its LUBRI-CAN!